Physics GRE Rap Forum From Gizoogle

  • Imagine you are sipping tea or coffee while discussing various issues with a broad and diverse network of students, colleagues, and friends brought together by the common bond of physics, graduate school, and the physics GRE.

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Tom Joad
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Physics GRE Rap Forum From Gizoogle

Post by Tom Joad » Mon Dec 03, 2012 6:35 pm

If anyone wants a cheap laugh, apparently some programmer has made gizoogle, which translates webpages into the 'izzle' language.


Some highlights:

From this site:
If yo ass wanna know some shiznit bout tha GRE subjec' test up in physics then chizzlez is yo ass will find it up in here.
From the ETS's description of the physics gre
Most test thangs can be answered on tha basiz of a mastery of tha straight-up original gangsta three muthafuckin yearz of undergraduate physics.

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Re: Physics GRE Rap Forum From Gizoogle

Post by blighter » Mon Dec 03, 2012 11:34 pm

This is awesome! Can't stop laughing. :D

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Re: Physics GRE Rap Forum From Gizoogle

Post by blighter » Mon Dec 03, 2012 11:38 pm

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Re: Physics GRE Rap Forum From Gizoogle

Post by Tom Joad » Tue Dec 04, 2012 12:47 pm

LOL, now I'm just picturing my proctors of the GRE reading the official prompt before the test in this language.




ETS, announcing the new ScoreSelect Option!
Guess what, muthafucka! Send institutions tha scores dat reflec' yo' underground best.

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Re: Physics GRE Rap Forum From Gizoogle

Post by TakeruK » Tue Dec 04, 2012 2:23 pm

This is really fun when you "translate" your department's regulations for PhD page, e.g.
Doctoral Degree Requirements
For a STD degree tha student must (1) pass tha qualifyin oral examination, (2) satisfy course requirementz of tha division n' of a option, n' (3) complete a thesis n' successfully defend it up in a final oral examination. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. Admission ta candidacy occurs afta tha student has satisfied tha straight-up original gangsta two requirementz n' has been accepted fo' thesis research by a division faculty member, whoz ass then becomes tha student’s thesis adviser.



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