Sh*t graduate students say
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Re: Sh*t graduate students say
A: "80% of us will be kicked out of this field some day."
B: "Well, that number's not so bad...."
That and the ridiculous stuff we make up to procrastinate on Jackson integrals.
B: "Well, that number's not so bad...."
That and the ridiculous stuff we make up to procrastinate on Jackson integrals.
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Re: Sh*t graduate students say
I don't think it's as entertaining as stuff we undergrad(especially freshman) say.
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Re: Sh*t graduate students say
Thanks for resurrecting this post. I've been gathering some good ones I've heard around the department. To share a few:
A: Whatever, pi is basically one.
A: I've got the answer, except I'm off by a factor of 2 or so.
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A: Make that 2^17.
And perhaps the best quote ever:
A: Vet school? That's just farmyard animal decomposition!
B: Don't forget: Bessel functions for cows, Legendre's for pigs.
A: Whatever, pi is basically one.
A: I've got the answer, except I'm off by a factor of 2 or so.
....
A: Make that 2^17.
And perhaps the best quote ever:
A: Vet school? That's just farmyard animal decomposition!
B: Don't forget: Bessel functions for cows, Legendre's for pigs.