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Hye

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 1:54 am
by fermiboy
How we doin?

Re: Hye

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 2:37 am
by quizivex
The forum has descended into chaos... only garden can save us. Will we survive until his return in August?

Re: Hye

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 2:42 am
by Helio
i think the mysql database is starting to melt...

that reminds me i have to set on up....

Re: Hye

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:12 pm
by twistor
There is only one thing to do. Don't worry, I've already prepared the sacrificial altar. The sooner blood starts flowing the sooner garden will return.

Re: Hye

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:43 pm
by Helio
garden is a aztec god now?

Re: Hye

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 6:30 pm
by will
That is disgustingly racist. The Aztec faith was no more prone to violence than traditional Judeo-Christian beliefs. Why can't garden be a Hindu god, or YHWH? No, Let's just baselessly demonize other cultures because they aren't our own.

Re: Hye

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 6:49 pm
by Helio
now you are being ignorant.. there is technically only one god in Hinduism, the 3.3 billion others are just subforms of it....

Re: Hye

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 7:15 pm
by butsurigakusha
Regardless of how prone to violence they were, the Aztecs certainly performed ritualistic human sacrifice on a large scale. On the other hand, lack of human sacrifice was one of the main aspects that distinguished the jewish religion from other ancient middle eastern religions.

Re: Hye

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 7:24 pm
by Helio
you could count the kosher way of butchering as sacrifice i guess...

Re: Hye

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 7:26 pm
by dlenmn
will wrote:The Aztec faith was no more prone to violence than traditional Judeo-Christian beliefs.


Perhaps, but Judeo-Christian beliefs didn't include human sacrifice (god didn't let Abraham go through with it, remember?) Jews were big in to animal sacrifices for a while though.

Image

(it's funny, laugh...)

Re: Hye

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 11:49 pm
by twistor
Jews were big in to animal sacrifices for a while though.


I think we've all gone through the animal-sacrifice stage. But sooner or later we grow out of it and realize there is only one way to satisfy dieties: total warefare on the infidel.

Re: Hye

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 11:53 pm
by Helio
i always thought the whole 20 kg of TNT around your waist was the ultimate one... to be met by 72 virgi.... crystal clear raisins... who gets that reference will get 2 cookies

Re: Hye

Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:40 am
by dlenmn
Helio wrote:crystal clear raisins...


I thought they were white raisins.

EDIT: apparently they are "white raisins" of "crystal clarity"

Re: Hye

Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:54 am
by twistor
"Each chosen one [ie Muslim] will marry seventy [sic] houris, besides the women he married on earth, and all will have appetising vaginas."

They certainly know how to advertise.

Re: Hye

Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:57 am
by twistor
"But if his analysis is correct then suicide bombers, or rather prospective martyrs, would do well to abandon their culture of death, and instead concentrate on getting laid 72 times in this world, unless of course they would really prefer chilled or white raisins, according to their taste, in the next."

LMFAO

Re: Hye

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 4:21 pm
by fermiboy
I like the line right above that:

Each time we sleep with a houri we find her virgin. Besides, the penis of the Elected never softens. The erection is eternal; the sensation that you feel each time you make love is utterly delicious and out of this world and were you to experience it in this world you would faint.

Can I make love explosion on her stomACH after I take her virgin?

I'm not sure I would like an eternal erection, that could get uncomfortable.

Re: Hye

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 5:36 pm
by Helio
the question rather is if i have to run around with a leaf trying to cover it or not.....

Re: Hye

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 6:26 pm
by twistor
I'm not sure I would like an eternal erection, that could get uncomfortable.


If you experience an erection lasting longer than 4 hours please notify your doctor immediately.

Re: Hye

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 6:30 pm
by dlenmn
twistor wrote:If you experience an erection lasting longer than 4 hours please notify your doctor immediately.


The treatment doesn't sound too pleasant.

Re: Hye

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 7:12 pm
by butsurigakusha
Man, why did I click on the link. I knew I would regret it, but I did it anyway.

Re: Hye

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 7:14 pm
by Helio
the natural curiosity of a physicist?

Re: Hye

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 8:34 pm
by dlenmn
butsurigakusha wrote:Man, why did I click on the link. I knew I would regret it, but I did it anyway.


It's not that bad -- there aren't pictures or anything. Now you know what's going on when they mention >4 hour erections on Viagra adds...

Re: Hye

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 8:45 pm
by butsurigakusha
I know it wasn't that bad, I was just being over dramatic. Nevertheless, the lack of pictures on the webpage was easily compensated by the unpleasant images conjured up by my brain.

Re: Hye

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 10:13 pm
by twistor
My curiosity on this matter is now officially satiated.

Re: Hye

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 12:57 pm
by marten
I want to know how dlenmm always seems to have pertinent articles and links, no matter what the discussion! I nominate him for this forum's resident trivia and random internet article expert.

Marten

Re: Hye

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 1:12 pm
by VT
Yes, Marten, I have wondered on this one too. He always has the link ready for the reader no matter what the discussion is on. Amazing!
Two thumbs up for dlenmn!

Re: Hye

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 2:24 pm
by dlenmn
Thanks. I aim to please. Having read and remembered articles on many subjects is one of the few benefits of spending altogether too much time on teh interwebs :)

Re: Hye

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 9:28 pm
by vicente
will wrote:That is disgustingly racist. The Aztec faith was no more prone to violence than traditional Judeo-Christian beliefs. Why can't garden be a Hindu god, or YHWH? No, Let's just baselessly demonize other cultures because they aren't our own.


you can't be serious. but in case you are,

IMO, culture is independent of skin color. So how can racism exist if we no longer think of race as anything but artificial? Can you not admit that cultures like Anglo-Saxon or French culture are inherently more advanced than tribal cultures that are sufficient for small communities but not adaptable to modern industrialized life? This does not imply racism toward people of aboriginal "descent", because culture is independent of race and these individuals can adopt and help form whatever culture they participate in.

Re: Hye

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 9:45 pm
by fermiboy
vicente wrote:
you can't be serious. but in case you are,


will's posts are usually pretty serious.

Re: Hye

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 10:10 pm
by dlenmn
fermiboy wrote:will's posts are usually pretty serious.


As is your post :wink:

Re: Hye

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 10:15 pm
by will
I'm as serious as a mild heart attack.

Re: Hye

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 2:33 am
by quizivex
VT wrote:Yes, Marten, I have wondered on this one too. He always has the link ready for the reader no matter what the discussion is on. Amazing!
Two thumbs up for dlenmn!

Yup, he always has a link for everything and he slips them seemlessly into the discussion with uncanny finesse...

dlenmn's a boon 2 this forum!

Re: Hye

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 12:48 pm
by Helio
will wrote:I'm as serious as a mild heart attack.


have some aspirin that should take care of it

Re: Hye

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:22 pm
by jdhooghe
Helio wrote:i always thought the whole 20 kg of TNT around your waist was the ultimate one... to be met by 72 virgi.... crystal clear raisins... who gets that reference will get 2 cookies


Robin Williams! You got a perty mouth...gimme cookie!

Re: Hye

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:18 am
by Helio
jdhooghe wrote:
Helio wrote:i always thought the whole 20 kg of TNT around your waist was the ultimate one... to be met by 72 virgi.... crystal clear raisins... who gets that reference will get 2 cookies


Robin Williams! You got a perty mouth...gimme cookie!


how about 72 virginians? :D