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Sh*t graduate students say
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 6:45 pm
by InquilineKea
Re: Sh*t graduate students say
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 8:17 pm
by bfollinprm
A: "80% of us will be kicked out of this field some day."
B: "Well, that number's not so bad...."
That and the ridiculous stuff we make up to procrastinate on Jackson integrals.
Re: Sh*t graduate students say
Posted: Sat May 05, 2012 3:23 pm
by intellectualwanderer
I don't think it's as entertaining as stuff we undergrad(especially freshman) say.
Re: Sh*t graduate students say
Posted: Sun May 06, 2012 1:21 pm
by bfollinprm
Thanks for resurrecting this post. I've been gathering some good ones I've heard around the department. To share a few:
A: Whatever, pi is basically one.
A: I've got the answer, except I'm off by a factor of 2 or so.
....
A: Make that 2^17.
And perhaps the best quote ever:
A: Vet school? That's just farmyard animal decomposition!
B: Don't forget: Bessel functions for cows, Legendre's for pigs.