Prayers, sacrifices and fasting needed to bring GARDEN back!

  • Imagine you are sipping tea or coffee while discussing various issues with a broad and diverse network of students, colleagues, and friends brought together by the common bond of physics, graduate school, and the physics GRE.

Will garden return in August?

Yes, he promised.
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19%
Yes, because he is always within us.
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6%
No, too many users have let him down by leaving the forum.
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No votes
No, his visa was found to be fake and he was deported.
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13%
Not sure, garden cannot be predicted or understood (haven't you learned anything from 12/4/07?).
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19%
*** off the school with damn committee.
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44%
 
Total votes: 16

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quizivex
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Prayers, sacrifices and fasting needed to bring GARDEN back!

Postby quizivex » Thu Jul 31, 2008 12:15 am

Our savior, our soul, our life force revealed his plans to return in August, but only if He deems us worthy enough will he bless us with another appearance and another commandment. We must all be on our best behavior.

garden (Thu Apr 03, 2008 4:56 pm ) wrote:I am a normal student as any other students. I read this article and I did what I think I had better do, so I got it.

http://www.physlink.com/Education/grad_how2.cfm

http://www.cs.indiana.edu/mit.research.how.to.html

Now I must complete the old project and prepare for Prelims exam. I will be back in August.

Cheers.

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Re: Prayers, sacrifices and fasting needed to bring GARDEN back!

Postby a bucket » Thu Aug 14, 2008 3:35 pm

who garden?

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Re: Prayers, sacrifices and fasting needed to bring GARDEN back!

Postby quizivex » Fri Aug 15, 2008 1:45 am

garden is so great, so insightful, so special that he cannot be described in words.

I suggest you first view the post that marked the beginning of the garden era... the day our savior arrived on the forum and enlightened us with deep insight...

viewtopic.php?f=1&t=861&p=4764#p4764

Afterward, to learn more about garden and his teachings, I suggest you do two searches on the forum. Search for all posts by garden, and then search for all posts that include garden's name... After his epic post on 12/4/07, garden has been referenced regularly on the forum and you can learn a lot about him by reading these posts.

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Re: Prayers, sacrifices and fasting needed to bring GARDEN back!

Postby a bucket » Fri Aug 15, 2008 4:04 am

garden wrote:*** off the school with damn committee?

Brilliant. :shock:

garden wrote:build their own physics

:?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:

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Re: Prayers, sacrifices and fasting needed to bring GARDEN back!

Postby jdhooghe » Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:15 pm

Few can decifer the Great One's writing. Quiz has been our high priest for many a month and only he and Grae have been successful in gaining a few insights in the Great One's plans. Many have argued whether we should take his writings as literal or not. Hence we are unsure of the Great One's return.

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Re: Prayers, sacrifices and fasting needed to bring GARDEN back!

Postby quizivex » Thu Sep 11, 2008 2:44 am

So garden never returned in August. As the high priest of garden, I must reveal to the common people that, sadly, as garden himself would say, we have been shopped:

garden wrote:I keep three offers, and I will not turn any offer down untill the enrollment day! To be fair, they shopped students, and it is my turn, I am shopping a school.

garden wrote:
RG wrote:^^ LMAO
are you feeling good about 'shopping' shcools?


^^LMAO

So far so f*king good, RG! Visited schools, having lunches w/ working groups, hanging out w/ graduate students at the bars .... ha ha ha, and turning down some f*cking damn Profs!

Thanks grae313!


I looked up "shop" in the dictionary and it has no alternate meaning that seems compatible with what his above statement looks like... thus what he said must be something so deep that even I cannot decipher it.

garden is a kind god, and I doubt he would willingly abandon us after promising to return in August... Would he devastate us as he did those poor professors? Surely not. To reward me for being his most loyal follower, garden has sent me an angel to guide me along in my studies.

We all remember the mysterious marcelpopescu:
marcelpopescu wrote:I' am interesting in this domain and I want to know what are the materials which describes the basic ideeas in this domain.

grae313 realized that marcelpopescu is garden's disciple!!!

I had never heard the word popescu before, and didn't know it could be a person's name until we were given a tour of the library at PPPL and we met the head librarian, Adriana Popescu... She must clearly be a kin of marcelpopescu, another divine being to promote the teachings of garden...

Indeed, in marcelpopescu's only post, his only words in the history of the universe, he said he was looking for "materials" that describe ideas in a particular "domain" (or subject). What kind of person could guide him to such desires??? A LIBRARIAN!!!

My life is finally coming together and I beg you all to accept garden as your savior.




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