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In light of the recent storm of "Plz tell me what school to go to!" posts I've decided to start my own. Please help me decide where to go.

It is a truly tough decision. If I go to Equatorial Guinea I won't be able to buy fresh foods from the supermarket. If I go to the liquor store I won't have enough money for the strip club. If I spend all my money on booze and ho's I won't have enough to get to Equatorial Guinea. What should I do!

How about you take a trip to Bermuda Triangle?

Go to UW Madison... oh wait, wrong thread...

To resolve your paradox, you should go to any urban state school with low academic standards located in the southwest... You'll have unlimited liquor, countless sexual opportunities, probably some open markets and at least you'll be closer to Guinea than you are now...

Equatorial Guinea is in Africa, so unless twistor lives in Alaska, he'd probably be farther from there. Unless I missed something and it's common knowledge that he's from the Northwest or something.

Go to UNLV and you will have it all including the corrupt billionaire politicians from Equatorial Guinea.