I had the most goddamn posts, too.
Seriously, I can't recover my account details because I looked at my account and realized I put my real email address. Since it is my policy to keep that private I decided to change it. Well, apparently your account requires reactivation after that, which obviously I can't do because I picked some random bullshit email. So I guess I won't be posting here anymore, since I lost my username and all my posting stats.