heck, at least I pointed him straight to the exams..
you wanna see cold, find my response to the guy who kept coming on here and asking us which grad schools he should apply to. "I'm from India and I want to do physics in the US. what do I have to do and where should I apply?"
Edit: ok now I feel guilty. sorry, kolahalb, but do try and spend at least five minutes trying to answer a question for youself before you ask someone else.